In response to the "dead bunnies" prompt per this month's Absolute Write blog chain, here are a series of limericks about Playboy bunnies. I admit my rhythm and rhyme are not the best, but I was going for the fun factor. Enjoy!
Twelve Dead Bunnies
Jan
began a Twitter war,
gave Internet
geeks what for.
So all
of the nerds
unleashed
Angry Birds
‘til
that chick could tweet no more.
Spring
bikini model noobs
sparred
over who had real boobs.
Strings
came untied,
they fought
‘til they died—
ten
thousand views on YouTube.
April,
May and June
left the
spa at half past noon.
The
three were last seen
reenacting
scenes
with
Charlie Sheen from Platoon.
Two
bunnies July and Au
on the
playground with Jigsaw.
They
teeter-tottered
and were
then slaughtered.
Don’t
let your kids go see Saw.
Three
blondes formed an alliance
to
share their first appliance,
plugged
in their rocket
to a
bad socket—
official death by science.
The
last one started to cry
when she
learned tomorrow nigh
she’d
be on a show,
the
name, don’t you know
is
1,000 Ways to Die!
Please enjoy these other blog posts about dead bunnies!
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orion_mk3 - http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (link to this month's post)
KatieJ - http://www.crystalwindchimes.wordpress.com/ (link to this month's post)
kiwiviktor81 - http://storygenerator.net (link to this month's post)
Nissie - http://www.paperheroes.net (link to this month's post)
SuzanneSeese - http://www.viewofsue.blogspot.com/ (link to this month's post)
pyrosama - http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com/ (link to this month's post)
dclary - http://www.davidwclary.com/ (link to this month's post)
randi.lee - http://emotionalnovel.blogspot.com (link to this month's post)
Turndog-Millionaire - http://turndog-millionaire.com/ (link to this month's post)
julzperri - http://www.fishandfrivolity.blogspot.com/ (link to this month's post)
Penelope - http://poet-slash-writer.blogspot.com/ (link to this month's post)
AFord - http://af12.webs.com/ (link to this month's post)
Araenvo - http://plottypus.blogspot.com/ (link to this month's post)
writingismypassion - http://charityfaye.blogspot.com (link to this month's post)
magicmint - http://www.loneswing.com/ (link to this month's post)
Anarchicq - http://anarchicq.com/ (link to this month's post)
Ralph Pines - http://ralfast.wordpress.com/ (link to this month's post)
Whisky - http://nopart2.wordpress.com/ (link to this month's post)
Bogna - http://bemaslanka.wordpress.com/ (link to this month's post)
Joliedupre - http://www.preciousmonsters.com/ (link to this month's post)
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