12 Dead Bunnies

In response to the "dead bunnies" prompt per this month's Absolute Write blog chain, here are a series of limericks about Playboy bunnies.  I admit my rhythm and rhyme are not the best, but I was going for the fun factor.  Enjoy!

  

Twelve Dead Bunnies

Jan began a Twitter war,

gave Internet geeks what for.

So all of the nerds

unleashed Angry Birds

‘til that chick could tweet no more.

Spring bikini model noobs

sparred over who had real boobs.

Strings came untied,

they fought ‘til they died—

ten thousand views on YouTube.

April, May and June

left the spa at half past noon.

The three were last seen

reenacting scenes

with Charlie Sheen from Platoon.

Two bunnies July and Au

on the playground with Jigsaw.

They teeter-tottered

and were then slaughtered.

Don’t let your kids go see Saw.

Three blondes formed an alliance

to share their first appliance,

plugged in their rocket

to a bad socket—

official death by science.

The last one started to cry

when she learned tomorrow nigh

she’d be on a show,

the name, don’t you know

is 1,000 Ways to Die!

Please enjoy these other blog posts about dead bunnies!

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